Memories

This silly list is for no other purpose except for reminding myself all the good times Ive had with all my friends. I miss you guys!

Friends forever (supposedly!)…

BHS: Tiffany and Yin

P1: Ee Cheng

P2: Keith and Keong Loui

P3: Suet Ning

P4: Suet Ning

P6: Michele, Gigi, Kar Wei, Marlyn, Boon Fei, Shu Ping

F1: Michele, Boon Fei, Gigi

F2: Gok Ling

F3: Gok Ling, Galven, Dian

F4: Joanne, Dian

F5: Joanne, Moi Hoon

CAL1: Joanne, Jonathan, Derrick, Melanie, Juanjin, Chingseong, Jane

CAL2: Derrick, Jonathan, Joanne, Melanie, Juanjin, Ching Seong

HELP: Jonathan, Derrick, Joanne, JoanneC, Hayley, Royce

MELB1: Royce, Derrick, Jonathan, Denise, Arkquin, DeniseT, Ching, Honwai

MELB2: Derrick, Jonathan, Royce, Denise, Arkquin, DeniseT, Ivon

HK: Derrick, Jonathan, Ivon

Others: Hazman, Cheneille, Weng Kiat, Tim, Jason, Yoong Soon, Michelle, May Hsin, Ying Shern, Eugene, Su Wen, Mei Yee, Neesern.. etc

If you read this, I miss you!

I remember

I feel so incredibly homesick for KL, Melb and all the good times with my friends.

Remember the times we you drove and drove around KL because we wanted to hang out but didnt know where to go?

Remember all the times where we consumed too much food and felt gross and guilty afterwards?

Remember all our/ my drunk episodes at clubs?

Remember the mahjong sessions?

Remember the yum cha sessions?

Remember the camwhoring in the car?

Remember the oh so hot pasar malam?

Remember Settlers?

Remember cupcake hunting?

Remember our study sessions?

Remember our dreaded assignments?

Remember all the lame ass things we did?

Remember our trip to Singapore?

Remember lunching at Big Mama?

Remember kungfu car and waxing?

Remember the poo on the carpet?

Remember treasure hunts and surprise carnations?

Remember Redang?

Remember us getting lost because we are both so bad at directions?

Remember how we dropped the chicken wings all over your car?

Remember my driving you and your squealing in the car?

Remember us hanging out at your house?

Remember taufufar?

Remember us in Hong Kong?

Remember my copying your homework?

Remember CNY?

Remember Sociology?

Remember PB01?

Remember karaoke?

Remember all my driving incidents/ accidents?

Remember my being a whiny crybaby?

Remember my demanding-ness?

Remember your sien-ness?

Remember those emo and not so emo talks?

Remember all those boyfriend troubles and the sien things these people did?

Remember talking to each other, knowing that the other was just a phone call/ walk/ drive away?

Remember us?

Do you remember our friendship and all the good times we had?

I just wanted to let all of you know,
I remember.

And I sincerely hope you do so too.

I miss you guys!

*heart*

Vomit Pt. 1000845 +Vajayjay poking

As most of you know, I have this weird fear about vomit.

And yet, it follows me around.

Need I remind people of my flight to Melbourne in January 2008? Such muthafucking hilarious ass Casper situation. I cry for my poor bladder, stomach, shirt and nose.

I was telling my colleagues about this asshole situation and they were laughing at me. As if its very funny like that. Dont laugh, Royce. I repeat, it is NOT funny.

And I guess a student heard us.

Now this ass student likes to threaten me by telling me he feels like vomiting.

Im not normally such a scaredy cat but.. he looks weak, pale and frail. And true enough when I asked my colleagues, I was told he was often sick (but had never vomitted in class).

So when this student tells me he feels like vomiting, you would think that I would professional and mature enough to tell him to stop teasing me, or go to the toilet, right?

NO.

I run as fast as my legs can carry my lard-acious body to the other classroom, and beg my other colleagues to take over.

Why they dont fire me, I dont know. Either way, this annoying kid never vomits (despite multiple complaints), but what can I say? Better safe than sorry. No muthafucka is gonna throw up on me no more. I have had enough with that shit!!


On a side note, a kid poked my vajayjay with his finger. Intentionally.
And no, I was not teaching body parts.
I fear for him that he'll become a sex offender some day.

Amen.

Why

does history repeat itself?

Why do my boyfriends all like to sleep away the day?

Especially when you're the one working from 10am-8pm.

It boggles the mind.

Guess who

... is the chairperson for the team meeting tomorrow?


Guess who has to give a 40 min presentation, as well as start and end the meeting?

Guess who has never even been to one of these stupid meetings?

Guess who is panicking now?


Yes, I hate my life.

Shameless Part 28.

The other day, the router was not working as the bf was about to leave.
In a hurry, he tried to fix it.
It took about an hour due to lost usernames and Idontknowwhat.
He was finally done at about 11.45pm, which gave him about 15 mins to run to the train station.

I, on the other hand, was sitting on the couch, waiting to resume my downloads.

But I just couldnt connect to the internet.
Reason being, I couldnt connect to the router thingy.


Super annoyed, I called the bf. And here is the conversation below.

F: Ey ey ey. I still cannot connect... WHyyyyyyy? *super annoyed and whining*
A: Cannot? Hm.. oh I forgot to tell you I changed the password.
F: Huh. Sien. Tell earlier la. I already deleted my downloads. So whats the new password?
A: Paipaisopretty.
F: Oh *smiles to self, feeling oh so flattered and no longer annoyed* Hehehe. K thanks. Bye.

Five minutes later.

F: Oi.. why cannot? You changed username also isit? How u spell the password?
A: p-a-i-p-a-i-s-o-s-l-e-e-p-y.
F: WHAAAATTT? Paipaisosleepy?
A: Yeah. Why? I told you already.. Paipaisosleepy.
F: I heard.. Paipaiso.. Nevermind. Ugh, you are such an idiot. I hate you!
A: Huh?
F: You.. you.. you gave me misinformation. I dont want to talk to you anymore. You you you I dont friend you anymore la. Hmph. *hangsup*


Shameless anot?
Sigh.

=.='

I'm back!

Ive decided that I miss my blog.

I miss the funny-ish, sarcastic-ish, and lame entries.
I miss your comments.
And of course, I miss my friends.

So let's let bygones be bygones and start fresh!
(And no, I did not fight with anybody/ everybody.)

Either way, from today onwards, Im gonna start blogging.
Attempt, I mean.

So from now on, don't forget to get your daily dose of Fiona lameness!~

Much love. xo.